Hubris in High Gear: "An Exercise in Poor Decision-Making"

Ah, the human mind—capable of art, philosophy, and apparently, the inexplicable urge to cycle 200 miles in a single day just to prove a point to an uncaring celestial body. 

Yes, in an act of supreme confidence (or hubris), I have enlisted in Chase the Sun 2025 - June 21st, a charming little event in which participants attempt to outrun nightfall itself. 

Spoiler: The sun has an excellent track record.

This log will document my descent from naïve enthusiasm to grim determination, interspersed with moments of existential dread, excessive carbohydrate consumption, and the occasional burst of misguided optimism. 

Will I succeed? Will I learn a valuable lesson? Or will I simply emerge at the finish line, a hollowed-out husk of my former self, vowing never to do this again (until next year)?

Let the absurdity commence.

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